Cobra Commander: As of now, your little project is deader than disco! Hmmm… Deader than disco… I like that… I would have made a great stand-up comedian.
CC: This is the world, Mr. Drath. Everything is for sale.
Dr. Mindbender: Overkill has gone mad!
CC: Well, at least he’s not boring.
CC: I lost my cubes! My wonderful cubes! All gone! Now I’ll never rule the world! I hate this job!
CC: Surrender or the entire United States dies now!
DUKE: Surrender, my grandmother!
CC: You lack imagination, Destro. We possess the ultimate weapon of control. People love television. It’s their friend. They believe what television tells them: about the news, the weather…or G.I. Joe. Don’t you see? We control the creation of truth!
CC: Real stealing is usually done on paper!