phoning-it-in:

Cobra Commander would be owning the Republican debates this year. 

From G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero #38. Written by Larry Hama, pencils by Rod Whigham and inks by Andy Mushynsky

Truthfully I would vote for him over any of the current Republican candidates.

Yeah sure Cobra is a major terrorist but what he says already sounds way better than Romney, Gingrich, Santorum and the rest of the candidates are saying.

Oh and I get a free Cobra Uniform, that’s cool, besides we all know Cobra women don’t have a great death rate compared to the guys.

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    If I voted Republican at all, yeah, he would get my vote. I look snazzy in uniform.
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    I still would like to know where the Joes and Cobra got all those female soldiers from in that one episode.
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    Is it weird that when the Cobra came out I instantly thought of the Honey Badger?
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